June 11, 2017 - drug dealer ramblings

Drug Dealer: the only way this thing we got going gonn get fucked up is if you pull some hokey pokey shit on me. Cuz I ain't gonn pull no hokey pokey shit on you and that's on my mama. And I don't put nothing on mama cause even if my mama dead she still gunna figure out a way to whip my black ass.

Me: can I record you saying that?

Drug Dealer: you one of the craziest mutha fuckas I've ever met. I fuck witchu.

Me: my nigga. <Denzel Style>

Pound <prison/westwood style> *smoke appears*

<<Drive Away>>

🎶 i got the magic stick playing in the background 🎶