What’s a Wallman like?

My aunt Nancy used to make my uncle (dad’s brother) take a shower before they had sex. The only reason I know this now is because they’re divorced and her and my mom like to trash talk their exes with us present. It’s a common practice in the new modern era of Jewish religion where divorced Jewish parents make sure their kids know what a piece of shit their dad or mom is.

Anyways…

My babysitter/housekeeper Tila (way more than a babysitter, she was my second mom… I will definitely write about her in a future post) used to wear gloves when picking up my dads underwear. She would also pinch her nose.

And my grandpa Lester had Parkinson’s so my grandma Marcel was changing him all the time.

And me… let’s just say I could use some Dude Wipes.

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