👀 Eye contact with your partner while shitting 💩

This morning I was talking to my good friend who I won’t name.

She was in bed with her boyfriend who she calls “papi” and had to take a shit.

I told her she should leave the door open and stare at him. She freaked and said no way and then I started thinking more about it because I’m a weirdo and that’s what I do.

So this is what I’ve come up with: When you reach eye contact while taking a 💩 comfort level with your significant other you’ve reached a safe zone. And when a girl gets back in bed no matter how well she wipes or how much perfume she sprays you always get a little wiff of 💩. What one chooses to do with that wiff is up to them. I personally don’t mind the eye contact as long as I initiate it. If the girl initiates it you’re in trouble.