Keep it P

About a year or two ago I met Chet Hanks, the son of Tom Hanks. I’ve met a lot of kids of famous people and for the most part they all suck. Rich people bore me. Chet was not like that. He spoke like me. He smoked liked me. He went to a wilderness program like me.

I never saw him again because I don’t put energy into making new friends but he did leave me with these two gems:

1) he said I was one of the funniest people he’s ever met (I got an instant boner - his dad is Tom fucking Hanks)

2) he told me to “Keep it P”

I still don’t know what he meant by “Keep it P” but I’m assuming he meant “Keep it Pushing,” “Keep it Private” or “Keep it Pimping”

I may never know…