The Persian Phase

I’ve noticed every white girl in LA goes through what I call the “Persian phase.”

Both my sisters went through it.

One of my best friends is currently in it.

99% of these relationships go nowhere but the girls usually get to eat at nice restaurants and have lots of content for the IG (but she’ll never post a picture of him) and the Persian dude gets to say he got some sefid kos.

Both parties win.

Bottom line: I’m sorry Sarah but Farbod is not the one 🥸