Too Smart For Me

This may come across horrible but fuck it I’m gonna say it: I don’t want a girl who is super intellectual. It’s not because I don’t want to be challenged. It’s because 1 over-thinker is enough. I need a girl who’s the opposite of me — she needs to be good looking (god forbid our children look like me,) level headed, happy (obviously not all the time unless she’s Mormon,) clean, nice, sociable (since I’m not) and adventurist. Pretty much what I’m looking for in a girl is someone who can bring color back into my life.

Michael Maccoby, the author of The Productive Narcissist once asked a well known CEO what he wanted in a woman and this is what he said:

“Beautiful, bright, accomplished, feels I’m the most remarkable man ever in this century and the next twelve. Thoroughly devoted to me and no other man could conceivably interest her.”

Side Note: Being shallow is not a bad thing. I think you need to be so obsessed with the person you are with that even the sight of her bare shoulders gives you an instant boner.

BTW… Did you know it’s scientifically proven that most Jewish guys subconsciously want a mother-like figure they can fuck. Normal? No. True? Yes.