Harvey from TMZ

I swear to god my mom is Harvey from TMZ. 

She’s always the first one to break the news to the family when someone famous dies.

Is this a Jewish thing or does everybody’s mom text the group chat at 5AM to let them know Ivana Trump died as if our lives are impacted by the situation?

Side note: check out the video of my mom singing. And she acts like we don’t have fun together 🤪