Recession Proof

The sex industry is the only industry that is recession proof.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, stops jerking off because the DOW/S&P 500 (not sure which is which) is down 30%. When gas hit $6 in Scottsdale, guess what, I still drove 15 miles to the parlor in Mesa (iykyk… jk - but I did make a cartoon strip of Robert Shaft, I mean Craft, getting jerked off in a massage parlor)

Anyways…

The sex industry being recession proof is one of the main reasons I started onlymessengers.com - the first 24x7 messaging service for influencers, celebrities and ex playmates with active OnlyFans accounts.

My goal isn’t to build the biggest OnlyFans agency. I could care less about that. My goal is to use the $ I make from onlymessengers.com to fund #jewbreath.

Unlike other agencies, we only (with a few promising exceptions) work with girls who either have some form of “social status” or are in the top 1%.

We don’t promote our clients accounts, we ONLY manage their MESSAGES (hence the name: OnlyMessengers.com) so they don’t have to.

We don’t run ads on Google or send out mass DMs to get new clients like we did in the beginning.

Our marketing is now 100% referral based.

Our mission is simple: to keep our clients happy by making them money on autopilot 👩🏼‍💻🤑