Family Feud

I was temporarily banned from LinkedIn for posting this: (All I was trying to do was God’s work)

I want to introduce a new fun and family friendly game on Facebook. It’s a combination of Tag, You’re It & Family Feud.

The game would be called something classy like: “My Jew Hating Grandpa” and here is how it works:

Player 1 tags their antisemitic/racist/homophobic/pro life family member (player 2) on Facebook and blasts them for horrible things they’ve said. And then Player 2 tags a family member (player 3) and blasts them for what they’ve said. And so on and so on until nobody in that family speaks to each other again.

Not only is this game free, but you can also play it remotely! And on top of that, there are no winners, only losers!

Our mission is simple: we bring families together by pushing them apart.

Pretty much what I’m saying is I want to be your Steve Harvey.

WARNING: Do not play this game while not intoxicated. This game can also be used to get out of family functions or to spice them up. This game can lead to loneliness, anxiety, depression, Thanksgiving dinners alone and sometimes mysteriously death. Speak with a doctor before playing “My Jew Hating Grandpa.”

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